shiiiiingeki:

Hogwarts AU!!

I’m not too good at sorting people and i would love to hear what you think what house they would be in…but then again, the hat messes up once in a while (see: Snape). Also, I think a big flaw in Hogwarts would be sorting kids into houses when they’re only 11 and still immature.

slytherin is where all the hotties are at

roy-mustang-tho:

why do they even need the key to the basement??  the whole fucking house is destroyed, you can just break the door off its hinges?

Badgley Mischka Pre-Fall 2014

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

radsunsets:

i dont have time for a job because im a full time piece of trash

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

winchesterboysss:

So which one are you? Grumpy, Sneezy or Douchey?

winchesterboysss:

So which one are you? Grumpy, Sneezy or Douchey?

museaway:

I made a flow chart illustrating the sophisticated process I use to weed through fics. 

museaway:

I made a flow chart illustrating the sophisticated process I use to weed through fics. 

  • me: this show is so fucked up
  • me: *continues watching*